Trying not to Cry over Spilled Milk

While I was in the shower, my boys spilled my coffee drink that was sitting on a table. How did I know this?

Me: "Boys, what happened here on the table? It's a sticky, streaky, disaster. What did y'all do?"
"Oh, we spilled your drink and cleaned it up."

Me: "what did you use to clean it up? It's still sticky."

"A mop."

Me: "A mop? What do you mean a mop?"

"We just mopped the whole table instead of using a rag."

You may or may not want to eat on our table if you should visit.