"Momma, what are whores?"
Me fumbling for the answer: "Umm, well. You remember how we've talked about sex and the Bible and how some people use sex for things or money... Wait, why are you asking me this question? Where did you get that word?"
"It's in our math book. This word problem says she made 81 whores?"
Looking at the problem: "Baby, that word is hors d'oeuvres."
Geeze.
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